Andy Stanton - Free Library Land Online

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This bigger, better, fatter, grislier, frisbier edition of the Mr Gum World Book Day book comes complete with super bonus material – which means more fun and frolics for you and your Snocklehead friends. Step once more into Lamonic Bibber my friends - if you dare. In the dead of night, when all the stars are sleeping and the moon's nipped off for a coffee, something dark and sinister stalks the streets of Lamonic Bibber. As a fog rolls in from the sea, carrying with it the unmistakeable whiff of pancakes and utter dread, an unearthly howl echoes through the cold midnight air. But who – or what – is at work here? Shabba me suspense-filled whiskers, this one will require some serious detective work!]]> Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:25:25 +0200 The Paninis of Pompeii https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/481418-the_paninis_of_pompeii.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/481418-the_paninis_of_pompeii.html

The first in a brand new series from the fevered imagination of the award-winning, bestselling author of MR GUM. Welcome to the last days of Pompeii as you've NEVER imagined them before! Join fart-trader Caecilius, his wife, Vesuvius, and their ten-year-old son, Filius, in a bizarre world of accidental gladiators, pizza-emitting volcanoes and the legendary Ma-wol-n-f. You'll meet the household servant, Slavius; thrill at the misadventures of Barkus Wooferinicum and generally have an uproariously hilarious time of it all. Full of ludicrous character, surreal escapades and outrageous word play - if you thought Mr Gum was weird, then get a load of the Ancient Pompeiians! A hilarious new series from the funniest that will have 7+ readers howling with laughter.
Did you know that rotten old villain, Mr Gum, has sold 3.6 million books in the UK alone?
Praise for Mr Gum: 'Completely hilarious......]]> Mon, 18 Nov 2019 11:46:14 +0200 Mr Gum and the Secret Hideout https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117432-mr_gum_and_the_secret_hideout.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117432-mr_gum_and_the_secret_hideout.html

Talking parrots in the rooftops? A giant cactus on the high street? Mosquitos so nasty that even their own friends don't like them? Something's gone terribly wrong in Lamonic Bibber . . . and Mr Gum is nowhere to be found. Yes, folks, Polly and Friday are facing their biggest challenge yet. So strap yourselves in, cry 'HI-HO-WEIRDY!' and get ready for an adventure so crazy your feet will melt with happiness! And I'm not just saying that, I've actually seen it happen. HOORAY!]]> Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:11:15 +0200 Mr Gum and the Goblins https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117429-mr_gum_and_the_goblins.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117429-mr_gum_and_the_goblins.html

Well, that old roo-de-lally Mr Gum and the hideous Billy William the Third are once more mucking things up for everyone. They're a-schemin' and a-hatchin' an' making their bad plans up on Goblin Mountain. And why? Because they're raising up an army of goblins to stink up the town of Lamonic Bibber once and for all!Can the brave travellers (the wise old man Friday O'Leary and the small girl Polly) make it past the Three Impossible Challenges of Goblin Mountain and save the town from a fate worse than something very bad indeed?]]> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:11:15 +0200 Mr Gum and the Dancing Bear https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117431-mr_gum_and_the_dancing_bear.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117431-mr_gum_and_the_dancing_bear.html

Good evening. Do you like bears called Padlock? Course you do. Do you like hot-air balloons? Course you do. Do you like tall sailing ships with mad sea captains, and horrifying old villains and words like 'wab!', 'tungler' and 'kelp'? COURSE you do! Well, guess what, you lucky little nibbleheads? This book's got all of those things - and a lot more besides. It's a rollicker! It's a frolicker! It's a funtime sun-time yollicker! So what you waiting for?GET READING!]]> Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:11:15 +0200 What's for Dinner Mr Gum? https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/175749-whats_for_dinner_mr_gum_.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/175749-whats_for_dinner_mr_gum_.html

Well, shabba me whiskers! Mr Gum's back! But what's he up to this time? Oh, dreadful things my friends, dreadful things indeed. Seems he's found himself a brand new treat - rancid kebabs just dripping with dirty grey sauce. And he just can't get enough of them. He's gotta have more! More! LESS! I mean, MORE! But not everyone's too happy about Mr Gum's new dinnertime arrangements and soon the town of Lamonic Bibber is gearing up for war. Can Polly and her friends save the town from being torn apart? Will Mr Gum's hunger ever be satisfied? And who on earth is Thora Gruntwinkle?]]> Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:28:14 +0200 Mr Gum and the Cherry Tree https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117430-mr_gum_and_the_cherry_tree.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117430-mr_gum_and_the_cherry_tree.html

Follow Polly and Friday on another crazy adventure on the streets of Lamonic Bibber. And watch out for that dastardly villain, Mr Gum, not to mention his sidekick, Billy William. It's barking bonkers. There's forests, legendary beasts, caterpillars called Graham and a great big BEEFER of a cherry tree. But what dark secrets are hidden in that tree, where the leaves grow thick and green?]]> Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:11:15 +0200 Mr Gum and the Biscuit Billionaire https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117427-mr_gum_and_the_biscuit_billionaire.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117427-mr_gum_and_the_biscuit_billionaire.html

This is weird, wacky and one in a million: a cross between Roald Dahl and Monty Python. Mr Gum is back in this second hilarious book and he's as nasty as ever! In fact, he's absolutely grimsters. But this book's not just about him. Read this book and you'll meet a gingerbread man named Alan Taylor who has electric muscles! Plus, all our favourite characters are back: the little girl called Polly, the evil butcher called Billy William The Third, and the very wise man, Friday O'Leary. And, who could forget loveable Jake the dog, or the angry fairy who lives in Mr Gum's bathtub and whacks him on the head with a frying-pan?]]> Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:11:14 +0200 You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum! https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/175750-youre_a_bad_man_mr_gum.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/175750-youre_a_bad_man_mr_gum.html

Mr Gum is a complete horror who hates children, animals, fun and corn on the cob. This book's all about him. And an angry fairy and Jake the dog, and a little girl called Polly and an evil, stinky butcher all covered in guts. There's heroes and sweets and adventures and everything.]]> Tue, 14 Nov 2006 17:28:14 +0200 Mr Gum and the Power Crystals https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117428-mr_gum_and_the_power_crystals.html https://westerns.library.land/andy-stanton/117428-mr_gum_and_the_power_crystals.html

Can it really be true that there's an ancient curse on the town of Lamonic Bibber? And you guessed it, that old roo-de-lally Mr Gum and his trusty sidekick Billy William the Third have something to do with it. But . . . our favourite heroes Polly and Friday and the gingerbread biscuit Alan Taylor (only 15.24 cm tall) are determined to save the town (sigh of relief).Hang on to your heads and prepare to chuckle like a chipmunk as you are whisked to the land of talking dogs, silly songs, Old Granny, and the best chase scene you've ever seen.]]> Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:11:15 +0200